A day late and a dollar short.
Friday, April 01, 2005
Say it with feces
Why send flowers?

The Original Fecalgram™ is a 100% natural, freshly squeezed, human made turd that is sealed in a high quality box which we then decorate to make it look like an expensive gift. We then ship it, along with any message you provide, to anyone in America completely anonymously.
Here's a drive to get 'behind'
There are support groups for just about everything these days; breast, colon and testicular cancer, AIDS, arthritis, etc. Here’s a new one.

Here’s a victim of Noassatol.


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