Thursday, September 27, 2007


A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:        $1.50
HAND JOB:         $1000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Thanks Gene

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This joke is an OLD joke originally done by John Fox i the arly 80's. For more infor check out Bob and Tom Radio Show or see him at Mason City LIMITS Comedy Club in downtown Mason City, ILLINOIS.