Sunday, December 11, 2005

The Top 17 Rejected Names for Holiday TV Specials

From Top 5 List

  • TV17> Jingle All The Way -- a Body-Piercing Holiday
  • 16> Robert Downey, Jr. Presents the 12 Steps of Christmas
  • 15> World's Funniest Airline Cancellations and Baggage Manglings
  • 14> That's Not Chocolate, Charlie Brown!
  • 13> How the Sony Corporation's Poor Advanced Planning and Woeful Unpreparedness in the Face of a Global Boom in Video Game Entertainment and a Strong Economy Stole Christmas
  • 12> Life's a Bitch, George Bailey!
  • 11> Stolen Motown Christmas Moments With George W. Bush and the Supremes
  • 10> Holmes for the Holidays: Johnny Wadd's Swinging Christmas
  • 9> HO, HO, HO!  It's a Heidi Fleiss Christmas!!
  • 8> Osama Bin Laden's "Infidels on Ice"
  • 7> Marilyn Manson's Down-Home Christmas Carnage
  • 6> It's a Wonderful Knife -- an O.J. Holiday Special 
  • 5> Pamela Anderson and the Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
  • 4> Rudolph the Snot-Nosed, Ungrateful, 5-Year-Old Reindeer
  • 3> Donny Osmond's Rockin' Kwanzaa-ganza!
  •  2> Miracle at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
  • 1> "No, YOU Open It" -- Christmas With the Sopranos

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