"#2 Grandpa"
"I failed to survive Smokin' Joe's Five-Alarm Chili Pit"
"Ask Me About Nudism"
"My mom attended the Mechanicsburg, PA, Quilt Fair and was thoughtful enough to buy me this souvenir, which I cherish."
"I'm with that guy to my left ... no, sorry, one more over ... yeah, that's him."
"Time Magazine: Man of the Year" featuring novelty-shirt-booth employee
From McSweeney’s via growabrain
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and I almost peed my pants!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood stuff, keep it coming!
-Barbie