Top 10 things I accidentally ate in 2005

My friend Mickey and I used to eat ketchup on popcorn when we were kids.  This guy makes me feel pretty normal.

By Mark Allen

• Guinness Extra Stout Ice Cream Float.
•  Use vanilla ice cream, and any variety of Guinness' dark beer (I find Extra Stout works best). Make sure the beer is chilled. Unexpectedly fantastic! I find a dash of cinnamon on top is nice as well. I have also tried this experiment with coffee ice cream (did not work)... and I "accidentally" tried it with mint chocolate chip ice cream and, although the results were debatable, it wasn't awful!
• Popcorn Goober Anchovy Surprise.
• The Foie Gras Big Mac.
• Real Meat Products Mixed With Vegetarian Faux-Meat Products
• Crest Peppermint, Cinnamon or Strong Mint toothpaste on a Saltine Cracker.
• Burned Beets.
• Wise Brand Cheez Doodle (by themselves).
• Crushed Peanuts With La Salle Dulce De Leche Ice Cream.
• The Pasta With Pesto Sauce at Downtown Cipriani's in Manhattan.
• The Aroma of Human Ass and Cigarettes.

Details on these delicacies are here.

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