Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since he was young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.
"I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."
"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"
I don't get it :S
ReplyDeleteNeither do I :(
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ReplyDeleteSome guys are too shy to ask a druggist for co0ndoms and especially don't want someone to hear them ask for them. So they ask for aspirin and wink at ther druggist... thinking he'll know what they mean.
ReplyDeleteI hope this explanation helps.
Jonco