A rancher and his bitchy wife were seated in a fancy restaurant while on vacation in Paris. When the waiter arrived, the rancher said, "I'll have a big juicy porterhouse steak."
"Oui, monsieur," the waiter replied, "but what about ze mad cow?"
"Hell," said the rancher, "just bring her a salad."
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