A man walked into the emergency room with a 9 iron wrapped around his neck. The doctor on duty says "Good Lord man! How did THAT happen?"
The man says "Well, my wife and I were out golfing when she sliced one into a cow pasture on the 7th hole. Being a considerate husband, I went to help her look for her ball. I'm stepping carefully around cow patties when I notice something white sticking out of a cows behind. I move closer
and sure enough, it's a golf ball. That's when I made my mistake."
The doctor says "What was that?"
The man replied "I lifted up the cow's tail and said 'Honey, this one looks like yours!"
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