He was known for hardly ever attending church, so the next time the pastor saw him, he told him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
Answered he: "I am already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Asked the pastor: "So how come I never see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back: "I am in the Secret Service."
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