In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are Mexicans,
The policemen are South Africans,
The mechanics are Chinese,
The lovers are Australians,
The bankers are Russian.
Wow. The perpetuation of stereotypes. Was I supposed to laugh at that?
ReplyDeleteLighten up, Francis.
ReplyDelete...post something mildly amusing and maybe he or she will....
ReplyDeleteWow, if you can't take a joke, you have problems!
ReplyDeleteThe way I heard it -
ReplyDeleteIn Hell
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
bankshot's version is better.
ReplyDeletelol, I'm South African, and its so true
ReplyDeleteI was the one that changed it so there would be all different instead of the same five both times.
ReplyDelete"Heaven usually refers to Good" and "Hell usually refers to Bad." With the exception of cooks are Mexicans the other four do actually fits for being bad in Hell.
And the capital of hell? washington of course, you fuck nazi
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