Questions with no answers

• Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?


• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?


• Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?


• If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?


• If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?


• Do vampires get AIDS?


• Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?


• If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?


• Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?


• Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?


• If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?


• How can you hear yourself think?


• If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?


• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


• Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?


• If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?


• If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?


• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?


• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


• What's a question with no answer called?


• Why is a square meal served on round plates?


• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?


• If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?


• Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?


• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?


• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?


• Can you cry under water?


• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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