Next time you are too drunk to drive:
Walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home.
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That's fine but what about it if it's one mile away?
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That's fine but what about it if it's one mile away?
ReplyDeleteNext time you want to make a joke:
ReplyDeleteWatch a commercial, copy an idea, and rephrase it.