Thursday, October 04, 2007

Designated driver tip

20469pizza-boxNext time you are too drunk to drive:


Walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home.


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2 comments:

  1. That's fine but what about it if it's one mile away?

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  2. Next time you want to make a joke:

    Watch a commercial, copy an idea, and rephrase it.

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