Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Quickies

 What do you call an Amish man with his hand in a horse’s butt?  
A mechanic.

 I was told that cow tongue is a delicacy, but I have a hard time tasting something that is tasting me back.

 Two cows are standing in a field. The first one asks “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease?” The second one responds “It doesn’t worry me, I’m a duck”.

 It was so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

 Guy comes home, yells to his wife, “Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!”
“Where are we going?” she asks.
What do you mean ‘we’?”
he says.

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