Wednesday, September 11, 2002

WWJD - What Would Jesus Drive?
Find out just by reading your Bible. Too lazy to do that? Check out WWJD

Throwing up a gallon of milk.
And look... pictures... for posterity...and your entertainment.

A little giant list of oxymorons
From 'head butt' to 'tight slacks' to 'ball club' to 'barely dressed' to 'upside down' to 'zero deficit'. Words that just don't go together. The Oxymoron List.

Here's the scoop on poop.
Check out Poop Scoop
Don't miss the Turd Twister. Everyone needs one of these.

Everything you ever wanted to know about farts.
Need I say more. Facts on farts.

A word to the wise..... to coin a phrase...
Looking for the right cliche to use? Try Cliche Finder

Tornado of fire.
A graphic masterpiece... featuring David Copperfield. Dream Portal.
(Worth checking out.)

Pop Some Bubbles
Go ahead, relieve some stress with this virtual Bubblewrap.

Photo or Fake? Can you tell the difference?
Can you tell the difference between a photo or a computer generated fake? Take the test now!

WWJD - Who would Jeses Date?
Looking for a new beau? Jesus is looking for a woman. Could it be you?

Hate leaving an exciting ball game just to go pee?
Then you need the Stadium Pal. No more waiting in long lines.

Thursday, September 05, 2002

Got a medical question that you're too embarrassed to ask?
Check out afraid to ask for the answer to everything from anal abcesses to yeast infections.

Need to know who makes the best diaper?
Reviews of consumer products online. Everything from garage door openers to blenders to razors. Check out Productopia.

Go ahead....relive your childhood.
It's all here at Yesterdayland. TV shows, lunch boxes, toys, movies... you name it. Cool reminiscing ahead.

Haven't gotten you fill of spam yet?
Wall Street ain't got nuthin on this site. A Spam Ticker running across the screen. It's actually kind of interesting.

What is your state bird? The state motto?
Find out these and many more interesting things about any of the 50 States.

Wanna see some pictures?
These are the ones they didn't want you to see. Celebrity nudes or Famous Nudes.

Be careful at work. Be very, very careful!
When office suppplies attack!

Hey, it's a party on wheels!
A tricycle built for 7.

Saturday, August 03, 2002

Write a message in the snow.
...and send it to your friends using pee-mail.

P.S. Don't eat the yellow snow!

Throw away your tampons and pads.
The Keeper Menstrual Cup. No comment.

Computer Stupidities
Read hundreds of stories like these:
Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"
Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"

Customer: "I'm sorry. I think I just deleted the Internet!"
Tech Support: "That's ok. We have it backed up here on tape somewhere."

Computer Stupidities.

Ever dream you have gas?
If you were to check out the Dream Diary you'd find this: "A dream of being flatulent in the presence of other people is a warning against allowing your energy to be directed into the wrong channel; however, if the flatulence was suffered by someone else, an unexpected trip is forecast."

How much is a case of Duct Tape?
Duck Tape someone to the wall. Is it duck or duct? You decide.

Boost your memory!
Thanks to the internet, there is a new way that's almost guaranteed to help you remember facts and figures. Boost your memory.

What's your sign?
Interesting way to look at signs of the Zodiac.

Did you ever have to go...I mean REALLY go?
Driving along on the highway and get the urge? Get the Bumper Dumper. Great for hunters and campers too.

Tuesday, July 09, 2002

Elvis is alive...and answering questions.
Type in your question, and the King will speak the answer from the Great Beyond. Always 100% accurate. Ask the King.

If you drink, then please read this.

Monday, July 08, 2002

An alternate Google search engine.
Look at things differently. Google mirror.

Sunday, July 07, 2002

Are we there yet?
You didn't think you'd ever get there. but here it is: The end of the internet.

Stop arguing over the rules.
Find out the real rules to just about everythnig, including sports games, computer games, card games, TV game shows, casino games and even etiquette rules.
Do this at

Stop guessing how long you're gonna live.
Find out the day of your death using the Death Clock.
I'm gonna die Thursday, May 5, 2022. Can you beat me?

Ever wonder who you were in a past life?
Find out here Past Life Calculator

Check out the hidden things on your DVD's.
DVD Easter Eggs

Saturday, June 29, 2002

Free Satellite Mamagrams
And you thought you were stupid. Check this out.

Saturday, June 15, 2002

Hungry, but don't know what you want?
Have you ever tried fried Twinkie?

Now here's an idea I like.
See through clothes. Isn't Saran Wrap a lot cheaper?

Hey, loan me a half gross of pencils. I have an idea.
72 pencils. Now, how do I get started?

Ok, these are really kind of funny and cute.
Best pics of 2001

Ever flushed a fish down the toilet?
Talk abbout a conversation piece. Aquarium toilet. But then, who has conversations in their bathroom?

Know someone who deserves a good ass kicking?
Need I say more? The worlds only legitimate Ass Kicker.

Do you see slip-ups or goofs in movies and TV shows?
You know, where the galss is half full then almost empty and half full again as the camera angles change. Then you'll like Slip-Ups.

WARNING: Do not click this link!
Especially at work. You will most likely lose your job. You have been warned. (Contains a very bad word.)

Thursday, June 13, 2002

Hey big boy.....Like dressing up in ladies underwear?
Get yourself some Manties. Just for men!

Hey.... pierce this!
Wanna be different from your freaky friends? Pierced uvulas. (No it's not dirty.)

The sunny summer season is upon us?
Is your pooch equipped for those bright sunny days? Doggles

Thursday, June 06, 2002

Thinking about having kids?
Check out The Fruit of Our Loins first.

Tuesday, June 04, 2002

What should I do today?
Mow the grass? Nah. Wash the car?... Nah. Fix a nice romantic dinner? Nah. Take pictures of every door knob I touch today? Yeah, that's it!

God's word is HOT!
For $44.95 you can get your very own Fire Bible Get yours here.

Find out what it is here.

OJ Slashes Prominent Ma
...and other anagrams of Orenthal James Simpson

Hey....somebody's inside my computer
Or, maybe I'm just being paranoid.

This talking cow is pissed.
Mad Cow.
(Warning: Strong language)

Cheeze Doodle Sculpture
Need I say more? Say cheese.

Don't you just love those file not found errors?
Here's one that is kind of funny.

Sonds like a Glutton event to me.
Wife carrying contest.

Hey puppet head?
Clone this!

1 in 3 British houseflies is clinically obese!
Get the startling facts and everything you ever wanted to know about houseflies ...and some stuff you didn't want to know...

As Seen on TV...... Is it worthy... or just crap?
Find out here: As Seen on TV Product Reviews

Required Reading for every man!
Penis Owner's Manual

Tuesday, May 28, 2002

What's wrong with this picture?
See if you can figure it out. Some say there is a ghost in it.
See if you can find it.

Monday, May 27, 2002

Beer Butt Chicken Recipe
Here it is folks, cram a tall one up a chick's butt, grill it, and you've got Beer Butt Chicken.

2000 Uses for WD-40
Just what the title says. You would have never guessed some of these. WD-40

The worlds smallest website
Enough said. Take me there now.

Kids in the inner city can't afford the cutting edge in scooters.
For them, there's the Ghetto Scooter.

Too hip to be cut?
Here is a list of "uncut" celebrities. Lots of info on circumcision, or "genital integrity" here. (Just in case you were wondering.) No, I don't want to see documentation.
Their tag line: "A trombone can play more notes than a bugle."

Make your own lava lamp.
Directions are here at

Wanna hook your lawn chair up to some helium baloons and go cloud hopping?
Here's how.

Thursday, May 23, 2002

Scientists have created a featherless chicken.
Yes, I mean a truly naked chicken. Ya gotta see it to believe it. I couldn't make this stuff up. Naked Chicken.

Holy prophylactics!
According to the New York Post, women who have unprotected sex have fewer bouts of depression. Read All About It.

A neat little reference tool.
A lot of interesting information can be found at PeopleSpot. Not weird or funny, but interesting.

Here's something you never knew you needed... or that was even being made, for that matter.
No more greasy fingers with the popcorn fork.

Sunday, May 12, 2002

Got an embarrassing question and don't know who to ask?
Anal itch? Excessive Gas? Yellow teeth? Bumpy butt? Body odor?
Get the answers to these and much more at Prematuree

Chalk one up for the bull.
A bulls revenge. Can you say ouch?

Mom and Dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend.
He's not like all the other guys.

Ever see a square watermelon?
Here's your chance.

Intercouse between a towboat and a bridge.
Absolutely incredible pictures of a very interesting meeting of a towboat and a bridge. Gives new meaning to the phrase "going down".
Towboat & Bridge.

Could it really be a penis tree?
Check it out for yourself.

Saturday, May 04, 2002

Everything you ever wanted to know about toilets.
Check out Toiletology 101
While we're on the subject of toilets... don't you hate it when you have to get up in the middle of the night... and you don't want to open your eyes much or turn on the light...because you know you won't be able to go back to sleep? Then you need the Johnny Glow.

Wanna be a terrorist?
Sick but addictive little game. Go blow yourself up.
Suicide Bomber

Monday, April 22, 2002

What time is it?
A very unusual clock.

A new way to poop.
Want to learn a new (yet ancient) way to take a dump? Do like the Japanese do.

Need a vibrating bra?
That plain old bra too boring for you? Get a vibrating bra! What do you do with your old bra? Make an artistic statement. Contribute it to the bra ball.

Wednesday, April 03, 2002

Got Gas?
Had a little too much of Farkle's chili... or one burrito too many? Here's just the thing for you. Filtered underwear.

Lick this!
Don't you wish you had a 17 inch tongue?

An investigative survey.
Do you pick your nose?

Check this out
Butts Across America. Hey, you can even contribute if you like.

Sunday, March 31, 2002


Welcome to the latest incarnation from Jonco Productions... Bits & Pieces
 Here we'll post links we find interesting and cute one-liners and other stuff that we want to post.  Let us know what you think.