Saturday, October 27, 2007

Custom cake from Wal-Mart

Some people at an office were having a going away party the other day for a woman that is leaving.

One of the supervisors called a Walmart and ordered the cake. he told them to write: “Best wishes Suzanne” and underneath that write “we will miss you”.
Here’s the cake that was delivered:
They didn’t even spell ‘underneath’ correctly.

That reminds me of the cake my daughter ordered from Dairy Queen for my 55th birthday a couple years ago…OK, a few years ago.  This was “professionally” done.  She was in tears when she picked it up.  I thought it was hillarious.

Kitty Kitty Gang Bang



Slip and Slide


What kind of blogger are you?

I took the quiz….. here are my results:

What Kind of Blogger Are You?

If you’re a blogger, take the test.  If you’re not then it won’t make much sense to you.

Other tests about blogging


A few cool ads




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Awesome Iris



Slug porn

WOW!  Slug slime… slug penises…… and all about the slug mating ritual.  
If you don’t learn something watching this video… then you’re too smart already.


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Bad police dog



There is a God!

Afford me


Friday, October 26, 2007

New AARP banners














Thanks Donnie Mac

Don't worry ma'am.....

The New Generation


Booster bird

Booster bird


Nice pair of acorns



Celebrate Diversity


I’ll drink to that!


Southwest Airlines Pre-Flight safety announcement

Southwest Airlines has the best pre-flight announcements.   They do their best to make drab, but important information a little more tolerable for the passenger.


Redneck tanktop


The only thing missing is the skidmark.


How to turn $2 into $2

Very well done by this young man.



Future Sue Grafton books

Sue Grafton is an author who writes mystery novels using each letter of the alphabet in the book title.  For example:  A is for Alibi, B is for Burglar, C is for Corpse, etc.  Her latest T is for Trespass is out this year.  The question is, what will she do when she gets through Z?
  Here are some ideas:

  • "/" Is for Slash

  • ":" Is for Colon Cancer ... or Is It?

  • "F1" Is for Help

  • "," Is Almost for Coma

  • "#" Is for #27

  • "^" Is for Caret-id Artery

  • "~" Is for Tilde-ath

  • "Ctrl+X" Is for Cut

From  via

Fun thought of the day....

Half of all marriages end in divorce.

That's not as bad as it sounds.

The other half end in death.


Still waiting...

 Still waiting

 I did what you told me...

I sent the email to 10 people like you said.

I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen .

Thanks Gene

Bird dog pups available soon

  If anyone's interested..
 I got a buddy who's going to have some bird dog pups available soon. I'd imagine they'd be pretty awesome duck retrievers. take a look at the blood line.

Thanks Joe P

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Halloween is coming...

Got your costume yet?

Giraffe costume


Hot bike

Bike on fire

From the California wildfires. 

23 more pics here.

Anti-theft device

Cable lock


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Hanging out at home

Hanging out


This just in....


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Dog house



Car doggy door

Hope he doesn’t decide to go out on the highway…
Car doggy door


Alqaeda terrorist trap



Anagrams for Ann Coulter & Rush Limbaugh

Ann Coulter
 Unclean Rot
Corneal Nut
Rectal Noun
Cannot Rule
Loaner Cunt
Annul Recto
Can Lure Not
Real Con Nut
Real Cunt On
An Ulcer Not
La Cunt En Or

Rush Limbaugh
Hamburg Lush I
Bah Girl Humus
Lumbar Hug His
Magi Bush Hurl
Sigma Hub Hurl
Ham Hubris Lug
A Big Hurl Mush
A Bug Him Hurls

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Using McDonald's food as pizza toppings…



St. Louis' new slogan

StlouSt. Louis tourism officials have “purchased” a new slogan for the city of St. Louis to promote tourism.     Many people here (my home town) are upset with the new logo and slogan.   No one locally calls our city  St. Lou.  It’s St. Louis!

To ad insult to injury we found out the All Within Reach part of the slogan is already the slogan for two other cities.  This only cost our city $47,000 in consultant fees.

In an effort to help the city come up with a new slogan, asked its readers to submit their ideas.  Here are just some of them:

  • St. Louis: At least we are not on fire!

  • St. Louis, hey, at least you like us at Mardi Gras

  • St. Louis, Gateway to Elsewhere

  • St. Louis: Come for the Arch 'cause there's nothing else to do.

  • St. Louis: It's like Branson, but without the entertainment

  • St. Louis, where america should have stopped.

  • St.Louis: Where our baseball teams occasionally plays in October, unlike that team up north that plays in a park named after chewing gum.

  • St. Louis, it's practically Illinois.

  • BEAT ME in St. Louis!

  • St. Louis: Fading in relevance since 1764.

  • Saint Louis: Putting the "Loo" in Louis and the "ain't" in Saint.

  • St. Louis: what do you mean you've never heard of a pork steak?

  • St. Louis - we've changed, we're not a French city anymore

  • St. Louis: For the Love of God, Don't Cross the River

  • St. Louis: Live the Smell

  • St. Louis: There's nothing here, but at least you can see it from the Arch.

  • St. Louis: They Shot Part Of Escape From New York Here

  • St Louis: You're soaking in it

  • St. Louis: Fewer mullets than Kansas City!

  • St. Louis: We have no Arch rival!

  • St. Louis – Because it matters where you went to high school

  • St. Louis - City with way too many churches

  • St Louis - "andro" isn't just for androgeny anymore!

  • St. Louis- the perfect ghettoway

  • St. Louis: More here than in Rolla.

  • St. Louis - Where the highway construction never ends.

  • St. Louis: Ugliest women this side of West Virginia.

  • St. Louis: Yeah, you could drive 3 more hours to Kansas City, or you can save a trip and kill yourself here.

  • St. Louis - Flush twice, it's a long way to the Anhueser-Busch brewery.

  • Eat me in Saint Louis.

  • St. Louis: A drinking town with a baseball problem.

  • St. Louis: The Bowling Capital of America.

  • St. Louis: wearing neutral gang colors won't help you here!

  • St. Louis: At least the Zoo is free.

  • St. Louis: Powered by AmerenUE for more than one hu

  • St. Louis: If it were any nicer you probably couldn't afford to live here.

  • St. Louis – Pretending to be an East Coast city since 1850.

  • Saint Louis: We were named by the French, but we learned to suck on our own.

  • Saint Louis: Our cabdrivers smell better than yours.

  • St. Louis - Our zoo has animals.

  • St. Louis: It's Klan-tastic!

  • St Louis: Sometimes we're under your plane.

  • St.Louis: The only city in America that's stapled to the ground.

  • "St. Louis: We've got a new slogan!"

  • St. Louis - No way through, no way around.

  • St Louis: Where Fred Sanford got his start.  (Birthplace of Red Foxx)

  • St. Louis: Has nothing whatsoever to do with East St. Louis.

  • St. Louis – The Toledo of Missouri.

  • St. Louis - Devlin free since 2007

  • St. Louis – Gateway to the state of Misery

  • St. Louis - No highway 40 traffic jams for two years.

  • St. Louis – You’ve seen us on COPS, now join the fun!

  • St. Louis: the metropolitan equiviant of that little room seperating the Denny's Lobby from the Denny's Bathroom!

  • St Louis- we want to be Chicago when we grow up

  • St. Louis – Home of the 50–inch waistline.

  • St. Louis: It could be worse. You could be in Des Moines

  • St. Louis – At least we're not East St. Loius!

  • St. Louis – If we had another arch, we'd have a McDonalds.

  • St. Louis – The charm outweighs the crime!

  • St. Louis – St. Louis: Hot, but muggy

  • St. Louis, we just found Google last month!

  • St. Louis: hey at least we aren't pronounced LOUIEEVILLE

  • St Louis: Gateway to Pretty Much Nowhere!

  • St. Louis: Safer than Detroit!

  • St. Louis - We won as many games in the post season as the Cubs.

  • St Louis: Living in Chicago's shadow for over 100 years.

  • St. Louis: Smell the airport!

  • St. Louis: Hey, at least we're upstream from Arkansas

  • St. Louis: One arch away from a trademark violation.

  • St. Louis! It's All Downstream From Here!

Update:  A few more funny ones:

  •  St. Louis: Always a Dull Moment

  •  St Louis: Home of the Whatchamacallit

  •  Missouri loves company

  •  St. Louis: "We had Harry Caray back when he made sense and you could still understand him!"


Football Bowling


High Five



Wednesday, October 24, 2007




Bad ads

Bad ad placements actually.

Bad ads

Coffe ad

Days inn ad



Pencil sharpener for sickos

This is a pencil sharpener.  It's a dolls head and you stick the pencil into her eye to sharpen it. There is a little button on the back of her neck that pushes the shavings out of her mouth, very nice!


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Something's missing

Something missing


Computer bug

Computer bug