Friday, December 09, 2005

Just my luck...


Thanks Phyllis

Never, never, ever ,ever...

… fart in a wet suit.

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Old man goes to the doctor....

Oldman drA 97-year-old man goes into his doctor's office and! says, "Doc, I want my sex drive lowered." 

"Sir," replied the doctor, "you're 97 don't you think your sex drive is all in your head?"

"You're damned right it is!" replied the old man.  "That's why I want it lowered!"


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Windows Live Local Beta

Live local logo
Windows Live Local is pretty cool web based mapping service.  Here is a view of the Statue of Liberty at the New York New York Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.   “Bird’s Eye” views are only available for some areas, not everywhere.   Pretty cool none the less.

Click here to try it out.


How about some hot sauce?

Here are a few interesting hot sauce labels:

Hotsauce3 Hotsauce4 Hotsauce13 Hotsauce17a

For more hot sauce labels click here.


Thursday, December 08, 2005

Poker? I don't even know her



Farah's Faucets?


Is it Hot on the left…. or Hot on the right?


Soaring over America

When it’s cloudy and dark you forget that just above those clouds it’s a bright sunny day.
Soaring Dec 05 (Small) (2)
There was continuous cloud cover all the way from Orlando Florida to St. Louis.  This picture was taken as were were making our descent into the St. Louis area.

From 80 degrees to 4 inches of snow

Downtown2 (Small)

Hurrican treeThe view from Southwest Airlines flight 1134 today as it came in over downtown St. Louis heading for Lambert International Airport.  You can see the Gateway Arch and if you look close you can see the new Busch Stadium under construction just behind it (The half circle).  The last section of old Bush Stadium went down last night.

The temperature was 80 degrees in Fort Myers when we left there this morning.  It was 18 degrees and 4 inches of snow on the ground when we arrived in St. Louis late this afternoon.

It took me longer to get from Lambert Field to my home (40 miles or so) in the snow than it took to get from Fort Myers Florida to St. Louis.

Hurricane Survivor
This is a tree in Port Charlotte Florida that is trying to come back from the stripping it got from hurricane Charley in August of 2004. You can see the new life that is growing from it.   There are many trees like this in the region. 






Monday, December 05, 2005

Off for a few days

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Pier on the Peace River in Port Charlotte Florida, where I’m off to, to visit my aunt Iva.  Leaving early Tuesday and returning late Thursday.  Will return to posting Thursday night or Friday.   Y’all be careful out there!

Don't look down


The Pause that Refreshes

Happy elephant

Big TV news star

Bir Star

This little piggie went to the market....

Pigs to market

Kids are funny





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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Want some art-er-melon?



Cool illusion

Cool illusion

"So this is what it feels like to be Superman"


“I think I need to work on that landing.”

That'll keep the little bastards in


I'm not hungry any more

Human recipes

A hole in one



Burglar in tight spot after escape bid fails

From The Smoking Gun…

NOVEMBER 29--We're not sure how Timothy Dufield will get out of this one. The New Hampshire man, 37, was arrested several weeks back for burglarizing a Concord hair salon. When the cops arrived at "The Long and Short of It," Dufield attempted to flee by diving through a closed back window. As you can see from the below evidence photo, he did not succeed. Bleeding and wedged inside the 9-by-15-inch window frame, Dufield was rescued by Concord firefighters and later booked into the local lockup on a felony burglary rap. His case is pending in Concord District Court. In case you're wondering what Dufield looks like with his head up,  click here to see his Concord Police Department mug shot. (2 pages)



If you’re as old as I am, you’ll recognize these least the ones on the left.  They are television stars of long ago.   The pictures on the right are what they look like now.



Of course you know thewm as Beaver Cleaver’s older brother Wally (Tony Dow) and Dennis the Menace (Jay North).

More Then and Now pics can be found here.