Crazy thoughts

Here are just a few…

 Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings? 
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count? 
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. 
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? 
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? 
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? 
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? 
Do stairs go up or down? 
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? 
Can you make a candle out of your earwax? 
When French people swear do they say pardon my English? 
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? 
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? 
If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see? 
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? 
Why are things typed up but written down? 
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Many, many more Crazy Thoughts.

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