Friday, September 30, 2005

Why men prefer a handgun over a woman

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

 #8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 #7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

 #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 #5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

 #3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 #2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

 #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Thanks Danny Mac

1 comment:

M.C.Shithead said...

Dude, this is priceless. I love it.