Saturday, December 31, 2005

New Year's Toast

Toast2Drunk guy:   Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead.
Drunk girl:   What's that mean?
Drunk guy:   It's an Irish toast.
Drunk girl:   Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon.
Drunk guy:   Huh?
Drunk girl:   That's French toast.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

u need better jokes

Anonymous said...

This cracked me up. Thank you. :-)