Monday, February 27, 2006

Cutting corners

Beer, All a Man needs...My wife left me...  I don't understand.  After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses.  I had to give up drinking beer.  I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.

Thanks Phyllis

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