Friday, March 10, 2006

Good answers to... "Why aren't you married yet?"

Here are a few:

  • I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
  • Because I just love hearing this question.
  • Just lucky, I guess.
  • I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
  • Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
  • I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
  • I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
  • Why aren't you thin?

(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

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