Here are just a few:
- Getting crushed by poorly-mounted plasma TV over your bed
- Getting your picture taken with a tiger
- Re-enacting a stunt from “Jackass”
- Drowning in a teaspoon of water
- Bleeding out following an adult circumcision
Drowning during your Born-Again baptism - Chaffing yourself to death with one-ply toilet paper
Whichever way Carrot Top dies - Failing to seek medical attention after four-hour erection
The complete list (but these were the funnier ones)
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