Thursday, August 31, 2006


The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.


(No hate mail please.  I’d have done it it if it were a Democrat joke too.  ‘Cause it’s funny.)


Anonymous said...

Too friggin funny, x/o Mary

Anonymous said...

since you don't have any other contact info that i can find....

since August 13, the url i use to access Bits and Pieces has stopped working correctly. the page is not updated past that date (Aug. 13)

in order to see your recent posts, i have to access the archive.

i've changed nothing on my end, and wonder if something on yours changed.

the url i use is:

it worked (as i said) perfectly well up until August 13.

thanks for your fun links, too. :)

Anonymous said...

mick - I had that same problem, however it cleared itself randomly earlier this week. Maybe try clearing your offline content, cookies, etc, and see if that helps?

And to B&P - I read your stuff everyday, thanks for the constant laughs!

Anonymous said...

thanks for that, anonymous. i'd already thought of cookies and cache.

i cleared the only cookie i could find that seemed related:, and purged my browser cache (Firefox

:D now that it's September, Jonco won't ever see this, anyway.

Anonymous said...

i forgot to mention that the above measures had no effect. :(

Jonco said...

Hi guys... thanks for commenting. This is the first I've heard of any problem. I'm not doing anything different on my end. I can still receive the comments (obviously).
The URL has not changed and what you typed looks right to me. I just tried it on my laptop and the latest post came right up. I assume you've hit the refresh button on your browser. Sometimes that doesn't automatically update for me. Otherwise I have no idea what to tell you.
Keep on reading... and thanks for the kind words from everyone. It does take some time to do this... but it's still fun, so I'll keep doing it for a while.