Friday, September 22, 2006

Why did the chicken cross the road>

..... According to....

Jessica Simpson: Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson: There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Homer Simpson 2: Because they're stupid that's why! Why does anybody do anything?

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Snoop Dogg: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.

Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

(former) Iraq Information Minister: There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Johnny Cochran: Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Chuck Norris: Because I threw it.

Jack Bauer: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.

O.J. Simpson: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

Jack Nicholson: You WANT that chicken on the road. You NEED that chicken on the road. You're just too much of a chicken to be on that road YOURSELF!

Bill Gates: It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.

Mel Gibson: Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew??


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