Friday, December 22, 2006

Top 10 reasons why Hanukkah is better than Christmas

10. There's no "Kathy Lee Gifford Special"

9. Eight days of presents

8. No need to clean the chimney

7. There's no latke-nog

6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs

5. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals

4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."

3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Dreidl."

2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards

1. Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes


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