Things Mom would never say

• "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"


• "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"


• "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"


• "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"


• "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"


• "Well, if Rahul's mamma says it's OK, that's good enough for me."


• "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."


• "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"


• "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve. “

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