Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Ed Zachary disease

An oldie but a goodie:

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."   Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."  As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.

"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.  Dat why you not haf sex or date.

"The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face looks Ed Zachary like your ass.

Thanks Mary


Anonymous said...

You were doing SO well until you blew the punch line.

It should read: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rooks Ed Zachary rike your ass."

Anonymous said...

I noticed that too, but what the heck.