Play Emilie’s Don’t Yawn Game.
Can you play… and not yawn? It’s harder than you think.
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Saturday, June 25, 2005
Why is yawning contagious?
The answer is here. If you can understand it, please explain it to me… in laymans terms.
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Playing chicken with a Porsche.... literally
It went all the way through the interior of the car. See the complete series of pics here.
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This is gonna really hurt
Very big YELP coming up. Look closely at this picture of two dogs playing…. then wince like I did.
Friday, June 24, 2005
A real thumb drive
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Hog hearse
Now you can be carried to your final rest by a Harley. Read this for details.
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Thursday, June 23, 2005
How romantic - beer can rings
They’re only $30. … Made from your favorite beverage can. Details.
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Jesus and some friends
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat
down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "On my bill."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The
Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of
back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.
The Redneck jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability!"
Thanks Mary
golf anyone?
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"
...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
UPDATE: Two headed kitten dies
Follow up to earlier story:
ROSEBURG, Ore. - Gemini, the two-headed kitten born this month, is no more.
Owner Lee Bluetear said she didn't know what caused the death of the unusual creature, which died Thursday in the town of Glide, but she said the kitten appeared very tired and did not want to eat.
Read about it here.
Top 100 movie quotes
It’s worth looking over this list. Use it to quiz your friends.
#1 quote: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” – Gone with the wind. 1939
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
No one can eat just one
“Want chips with that?”
World’s biggest sandwich weighs in at 6,991 lbs.
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How long can I really keep that jar of ketchup?
But what about that jar of olives or Maraschino cherries that has resided in your refrigerator since before the birth of your kindergarten? Or the innumerable nonedibles lurking deep within your cabinets and closets: stockpiled shampoo and toothpaste, seldom-used silver polish? How do you know when their primes have passed?
With help from experts, Real Simple has compiled a guide to expiration dates. These dates are offered as a rough guideline.
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