Top Ten Reasons To Eat Macaroni and Cheese

Authorized List

10. Tastes great!
9. Easy to make!
8. Kids love it!
7. Cheap!
6. Fast!
5. Is a meal in itself!
4. Has as few as 2 ingredients!
3. Anyone can make it!
2. Everyone will like you!
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Unauthorized List

• You can still eat it after you lose your teeth.
• Some brands glow in the dark for romantic meals.
• The noodles have no feelings (not really).
• You can store it in your cheeks for between meal snacks.
• Leftovers can be used in a pillow case in the guest room.
• Comes in convenient nostril sizes.
• Protects your fall if you nod off at the dinner table.
• Doesn’t taste like brussel sprouts.
• Grows mold very slowly.
• You can tell small children it’s yellow candy.
• If you hold it to years you can hear the wind rustling through the cheese fields.
• Contains no cheese!
• Ideal for that new Pasta and Cheddar Diet plan.
• Vegetarian! Has no vegetables!
• Cheaper than Prozac.
• OK to chew during the national anthem.
• Rinses out with Visine.
• Cheap way to bribe politicians.
• Works well with the Heimlich maneuver.
• Even if it clogs your arteries the blood can still flow through the little tubes.
• Can be used to hide small, yellow tubes.

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