248 ways to annoy people

Here are just a few from the list:

•  9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
•  13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
•  17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
• 29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
•  41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
•  46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
• 57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
•  68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
•  113. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.

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