Sunday, November 05, 2006

A blind date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute of his blind date. He secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grand-mother just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to."

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