Thursday, February 01, 2007

Bits and Pieces Disclaimer

Void where prohibited. Use only as directed. Batteries not included. Caution: May Be Hazardous to You Health. Accessories sold separately. Not to be used by children under 3. May cause drowsiness. No animal were injured in the making of this website. Do not operate heavy machinery. No shirt, No shoes, No service. Do not overinflate. Stay back 300 feet. Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists who chew gum. Caution: Makes wide turns. Keep out of reach of children. For external use only. Parental guidance suggested. Do not use during last three months of pregnancy. Objects may be smaller than they appear. Simulated picture. Sold for the prevention of disease only. Artificially flavored. All rights reserved. Not for human consumption. Stops at all railroad crossings. Best when used by expiration date. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. No smoking. Prices may vary. Configuration subject to change. Plus tax and title. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited. Monitor sold separately. Found to be only 99.9% effective as a contraceptive. Plus shipping and handling. Do not freeze. Your mileage may vary. Close cover before striking. Please rewind. Not used for purpose intended. Adults only. Do not remove this tag. No carryouts. Available for a limited time only at participating locations. Not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Discontinue if redness or swelling occurs. Not animal tested. FDA approved. For general audiences. Contents may settle during shipping. Stir occasionally. Do not discontinue use unless directed by your doctor. Keep out. Do not use if seal is broken. For chronic continued constipation consult with your doctor. Store at room temperature. Results may vary. Shake before using. Flammable. Patent pending. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidence.  Due to the graphic content, parental discretion is advised.

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