The 50 most embarrassing ways to die

Here are just some:

•  50.  Getting crushed by poorly-mounted plasma TV over your bed
•  45.  Re-enacting a stunt from “Jackass”
• 35.  Drowning in a teaspoon of water
• 37.  Bleeding out following an adult circumcision
• 35.   Drowning during your Born-Again baptism
• 33.  Severing your penis trying to open a can of tuna fish
• 30.  Chaffing yourself to death with one-ply toilet paper
•  26.  Failing to seek medical attention after four-hour erection
•  21.  Snorting Gold Bond that you thought was cocaine
• 18.  Like Roy Horn (Almost)
•  12.  Brain hemorrhage while trying to force out a huge turd
• 4.   Looking down the barrel of a gun to see if it’s loaded…
• 1.   Getting your head cut off by a Hall of Fame running back

The complete list.

via Blogywood