If you aren't a redneck.... then you must be a blue neck

Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves;) YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK
IF...

 

• ...Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
• ...You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
• ...You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.
• ...You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts, not road kill, Dummy!)
• ...You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
• ...For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.
• ...You don't know what a moon pie is. You have probably never watched a moon pie in a microwave.
• Awesome!
• ...You've never had an RC Cola.
• ...You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.
• ...You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
• ...You have no idea what a polecat is.
• ..You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
• ...You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
• ...You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes."
• ...You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show.
• .. You have never been hep'd.
• ...You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach
• ...You have never gone to a family reunion to pick up women.
• ...You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
• ...You couldn't find the eye of the stove if your life depended on it.
• ...You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
• ..You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.
• ..You call binoculars opera glasses.
• ...You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
• ...You can't spit without opening your mouth.
• ...You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
• ...You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Freddie, Johnnie, Jimmie, Ricki)
• ...You don't have Maw-maw's, Me-maws, Pawpaw's or Pappaw's.
• ...You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
• ...None of your fur coats are homemade.

stolen from lollogren.com