Forgot someone's name?

Names to Use When Responding to People Who Know Your Name But Whose Names You Never Learned or are Temporarily Drawing a Blank On, In Decreasing Order of Effectiveness

• Bud
• You
• Guy
• Man
• Chief
• Big Guy
• My Man
• My Main Man
• Big Chief
• My Main Big Chief Guy
• Ji- am... ohn- Ste... Lou
• Darlin'
• Little Lady
• Little Darlin'
• You Fine Fat Fellow
• Sweetiecakes
• Your Holiness
• Your Bad Self
• You Sweet Thang
• You Son-of-a-Bitch
• Doug
• Thelonious
• Really Morbidly Obese Guy
• Mistah Charley
• King Kamehawhatever
• Chief Wahoo
• My Nigga
• Sweet-Tits
• Not-So-Sweet-Tits
• Chief Knockahoma
• My Chinaman
• You Big Dumb Son-of-a-Bitch--No, This Guy Knows I Love Him, Don't Ya, Asshole?
• Your Royal Jerkoffness
• Mr. Garfunkel
• Dad

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