Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Suicide bombing explained in simple English

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now. . . 

  No Jesus
  No Christmas
  No television
  No cheerleaders 
  No baseball
  No football
  No hockey
  No golf
  No tailgate parties
  No Wal-Mart
  No Home Depot
  No BBQ Pork
  No hot dogs
  No burgers
  No chocolate chip cookies
  No lobster
  No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
  No gumbo
  No jambalaya
  No Beer
 Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. 

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey= cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
 Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
Thanks Ronnie

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're a dick. They are alloewd fish sticks the women are allowed to shave, they are allowed cookies and lobster. Just not pork. They are allowed any other meat as long as it is killed in a certain way without pain.