25 things women don't know....

Women think they already know everything, but wait…training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

• 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before


• 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits


• 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits


• 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game


• 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too


• 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His


• 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First


• 8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking


• 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging


• 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire


• 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up


• 12. Introduction to Parking


• 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space


• 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


• 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter


• 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption


• 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People


• 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully


• 19. PMS: Your Problem…Not His


• 20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To


• 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have


• 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice


• 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together


• 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both


• 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

I know these are stereotypes of women, but most of the women I know are just the opposite.  As a matter of fact if I fell into this stack of facts a lot of them would stick to me.  (Did I just admit that?)

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