Sunday, April 01, 2007

New drugs for womem

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

Pepto

 

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


Buyagre

 

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager
to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
Antitalksident

 


D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours

Damnitol

 


E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
moved out.
Emptynestrogen

 

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
the urge to flip off other drivers.
Flipitor

 

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone n umber, or to lift the toilet seat.

Jackaspirin

 

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
Minicilin

 

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.
Mommas wort

 

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him.
Nagament

Thanks Joe P

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