Friday, April 06, 2007

Real newspaper ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
 

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
 

FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
 

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward.
 

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
 

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
 
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb.
 
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
 
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
 
AND THE BEST ONE : FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything
 
Thanks Mary

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