40 things never said by rednecks

Here are a few from the list:

•  Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
•  I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
•  Wrasslin's fake.
•  Honey, we don't need another dog.
• I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
•  My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
•  Checkmate.
•  Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
•  Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

Here’s the complete list.

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