A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts to his wife at the top of his lungs,"Pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The wife says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," he says. "Just get the hell out."
Thanks Cuzin Phyl
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