The Top 15 Things "FEMA" Might Actually Stand For

• 15> Federal Emergency, My Ass!
• 14> Floodwaters Exceeding My Armpits
• 13> Feeble Efforts, Minimal Aid
• 12> Fundraising Earns Management Appointment
• 11> Flailing Energetically Means Assisting
• 10> Food, Electricity, Manpower? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
•  9> Forgot Emergency Manual Accidentally
•  8> Finding Employment for Mealy-mouthed Ass-kissers
•  7> Fumble Everything, Mighty Asshats!
•  6> Finger Entry Method: Anal
•  5> Featuring Enron Managerial Accountability
•  4> Focused on Equines, Mostly Arabian
•  3> Finally Ejected Mike's Ass
•  2> Forget Everyone in Mobile, Alabama
•  1> Future Eatery Managers of America

via TopFive.com