Friday, April 15, 2005

Yikes

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Michael Jackson will not do jail time

MJI predict that if Michael Jackson is convicted of the child molestation charges, he will commit suicide.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he did it before a conviction.  With Johnnie Cochran not around to pull another miracle acquittal, I don’t foresee any way he’ll be saved.

That’s a shame too.  The guy really did have some talent.  I never cared for most of his style of entertainment, but I could see the underlying talent.  His life has been all f*&#ed up since childhood.   Maybe he never had a chance at normalcy.

And don’t get me started on these dingbat bitches that let their kids sleep in his bed.  Now they should be in jail.

OJ Simpson on Johnnie Cochran

OJandJohnnie

 “RIP Johnnie Cochran.  He certainly was good at his job. Here is what OJ had to say, which strikes me as being a little odd:

Simpson paid tribute to Cochran. "I've got to say, I don't think I'd be home today without Johnnie," Simpson said. "Without Johnnie running the ball, I don't think there's a lawyer in the world that could have run that ball. I was innocent, but he believed it," he said.

Wouldn't it make more sense to say, I was innocent and he believed it? It sounds like he was confusing two opposing thoughts.

via just procrastinating

The saltine challenge

Consume 6 saltines in 60 seconds.  

Saltines

 Anyone could do it right?  Apperently it’s not as easy as it sounds.  No liquids are allowed and you must swallow all six saltines, not just chew them up.

 

The original challenge.

I'm against picketing...

…but I don’t know how to show it.

Make your own ring

Take a pre-1965 silver coin and create your own silver ring….

Coin

..complete with UNITED STATED OF AMERICA inscription on the inside.  This can be done with small tools in your workshop.  For How-To details click here.

via finkbuilt.com

Concrete lightbulb

I’ve heard of soft lighting….but not hard lighting.  Well, it doesn’t get any harded than this concrete light bulb. 

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Learn how to make your own here.

via j-walkblog   (The best)

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Boobies

Flipped upside down and it’s BOOBIES.

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Lots of things your calculator can spell can be found here.

What the hell does that mean?

Ever wonder what certain songs are all about?  Like,  The Beatles’  Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

 Smuklucysky

It wasn’t about LSD as a lot of people believe.  John Lennon said he was inspired to write the song after seeing a picture his young son Julian had drawn.

More info on many songs is available at SongFacts.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

An iPod Mixer

Here’s just what Uncle Al needs.  (He’s probably already got one.)

Ipod mixer

via createdigitalmusic.com

Here, let me give you a hand with that

It’s called the Shakeutron.

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I’m not sure what this thing actually does, but I don’t think I want to find out either.

via Gizmodo

How to confuse your party guests

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You can do it too.  Here’s how they did it.

Protection against rape

Femdefense

FemDefence

(I just hope she doesn’t forget its there when she gets home.)

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

"AWWWW CRAP" .... I'm not staying there

I typed “crap” into Google maps.  Up popped the Knights Inn in Independence KS.

Crapmap

I don’t think I’ll be staying there any time soon.  

Try it yourself.  Google maps.  I wonder what some other fun words would deliver.

God Bless Amepica

Amepica

Land of the fpee.

World Beard and Moustache Championships

It’s October, 1, 2005.

Chevalier web

Start you growing!

World Beard and Moustache Championships

Bathroom attendant ...at McDonalds?

A new upscale McDonalds?  

Bath10

Some wacky guys set up this scene at a New York City McDonalds… with undercover cameras and everything.  Read all about it.

These same guys sold trash of the celebrities.

Were aliens watching the Pope's funeral?

Apparently a video was made that shows a UFO

Pope-ufo

flying over St. Peter’s Basilica in Vatican city.   More news here.

 

Nippleless before 10 pm

 American women have no nipples (before 10 p.m.)
: Pamela Anderson, appearing on Howard Stern this morning to plug her new Fox show
Stacked, said that the network censors have come on the set and ordered that her nippled be "taped down" because you can't have nipples before 10 p.m.

This shows the absurd lengths to which regulatory puritanism has gone: Now American women can't have nipples, at least not before the "safe harbor," when, apparently, nipples are suddenly, magically allowed to pop out again.

I say that the NOW should be storming the FCC with protest over this: Because of the chill (which, yes, ironically, would have the undesired effect on nipples) they have imposed, we are now at the point where a woman's clothed anatomy is deemed to be injurious to children. That's childish itself; it's absurd; it's sexist; it's more offensive than any nipple, even Janet Jackson's.

Free the nipples!

from the buzzmachine

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

WOW

This is a cool optical illusion.  Motion induced blindness.  Nothing else needs to be said.

Haunted lingerie

Believe it or don’t.

Nightie

This Victoria’s Secret nightie was a nightmare for one lady and a fantasy come true for her husband.   And, you could have bought it for $7.02 on ebay.  Details here.

Another fine Jonco product

Joncovan

You can get your own a/c company van here.

Monday, April 11, 2005

You light up my life

This 22 X 13 inch sign is only $440.

Neon

Get your own custom neon sign at Neon Central.

Just another pretty face

Headface

Is Abe Vigoda still kicking?

Remember Abe… he was “Fish” on the Barney Miller TV show.  He was old back then.  He’s actually 84 now and still kicking.

Ever have those times when you can’t remember if a famous person is dead or alive?

Well, now you can find out here.  It’s kept up to date too.

Ladies & Gentlemen, the President of the United States

Our leader.

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In the market for a naked bear?

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You can get a Birthday Suit Bear here.

For adults only

Naked women who love Bits & Pieces