Sold As Is
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Perverted Xmas Tail
On Prancer
A couple of my inebriated friends created this Perverted Xmas Tail at a recent Christmas party.
Turn your old stolen shopping cart into a nice colorful chair
Old shopping carts often meet their demise when they are given the boot due to unaligned wheels or exposed wire. Happily, Reestore Managing Director Max McMurdo is able to ‘reestore’ life into even the most battered old trolleys, transforming them into a beautiful yet functional collection of chairs.
Two different stories - Same newspaper
The December 14th issue of the Lewiston Tribune, page 1A ran two substantial photos: In one, a husky man in a black-and-blue checkered coat is seen hanging Christmas decorations in a shop window. In the other, a surveillance camera shows a convenience-store customer’s unattended wallet being swiped by . . . a husky man in a black-and-blue checkered coat. Local police noticed the similarities, and quickly arrested the hapless criminal mastermind for felony second-degree theft.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Weeweechu
Thanks Gary J
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
Please, Corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
Thanks Gary J
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Unnecessary censorship
One Year of Jimmy Kimmel’s Unnecessary Censorship. It’s amazing how one little beep changes the whole message.
Married life - Going to the bar
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.
“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face. I’m going to have a beer.” The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, “Yes, Lollipop…but at the bar…you know…they have frozen glasses… ”
He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious…I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?”
“You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie h?” She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.
“But my sweet honey…at the bar….you know there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…”
“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?…”LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN’ HORS D’OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN’T GOING TO A F*CKIN’ BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER… GOT IT, AS*HOLE?”
…and they lived happily ever after.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Guess your number
Just follow the instructions. The computer will guess what number you picked. Pretty cool…but not too hard to figure out how it’s done.
Thanks Joe P
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Football is so exciting....
…Just ask the guy in the background if you don’t believe me.
Thanks Joe P
Official symbol
After 5 years of heated debate, the Commission of Human Rights approved the new International Symbol of Marriage.
Thanks Joe P
Christmas carols for the disturbed
From m.e. & ADL:
…this just seemed like something you could use....and congrats on your new Bits & Pieces store!
* 1.Schizophrenia--- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2.Multiple Personality Disorder--- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3.Dementia---I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4.Narcissistic---Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5.Manic---Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
* 6.Paranoid--- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7.Borderline Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8.Personality Disorder---You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9.Attention Deficit Disorder--- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder- --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
No Country For Old Men
I went to a movie theater tonight and saw No Country For Old Men staring Tommy Lee Jones Woody Harelson, Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem as the psycho killer (right).
The movie is about Brolin’s character who comes upon a suitcase full of cash which was from a botched drug deal in the desert. And the guy who tries to catch up with him and the cash. The movie is directed by the Coen brothers, Joel and Ethan, who brought us movies like Oh Brother, Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski and Fargo. The photography and sound are spectacular. The acting is also first rate. I didn’t care for the ending.. if you want to call it that, but it’s one of those movies that you will talk about afterwards.
It would have been perfect with a different ending… but I guess it’s like life… no real ending… unless you were on the other end of that gun of his.
Monday, December 17, 2007
FTP posting problem fixed
Apparently the photo uploading problem I was having has been fixed. At least for now.
Back to the fun and excitement.
BTW… it’s damn cool down here in Florida. At least it’s better than the six inces of snow I left back in St. Louis. Supposed to drop to the mid to upper 30’s tonight. Then warming up again starting tomorrow.
A good Christmas divorce joke
From the Presurfer
A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, 'I hate to ruin Christmas this year, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.'
'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Atlanta and tell her.'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Chicago immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way.'
Pass it on, and give credit to the blog where you found it. Let's see if we can get this joke on every single blog in the world. Theoretically, this will create a pyramid of millions of link chains - any one of which can be followed back to the joke's original source.
8 years of daily photos
Talk about time lapse…… This guy took his picture once a day… every day for eight years, and made a movie of it. Very cool. Pictures cover 1998 – 2006. More about this video.
New style car key
At least it’s new to me. The rental car I have… a 2008 Dodge Charger has a new style ignition key. You stick it in like a normal key and it sends an electronic signal to the car telling it he key matches the ignition and will allow the car to start.
My Harley has something similar. It has a fob that just stays in my pocket. The bike will start up and run as long as the fob is within eleven feet of the bike. I like this feature, but am a little concerned that it might start up when I’m at home and accidentally leave without the fob in my pocket. My understanding is that it’ll run until I shut the engine off. There is an emergency way to start it with out the fob, but when reading manual it seemed pretty complicated and involved entering the bike’s serial number into the radio keypad or something like that.
I know Cadillacs have a similar keyless ignition system.
Bits & Pieces
I received this note from Marcie & Frank in Ocala FL.:
My husband and I were Christmas shopping today at the Paddock Mall in Ocala, FL and we saw this new store called Bits and Pieces. Of course we both looked at each other and said :we have to send a picture of that sign to Jonco!" Hope you like the picture enough to post it. We love and enjoy your blog very much. I get a kick out of the uptight people who leave you comments!
Purina Chow diet
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the puppies,
Dallas and Smokey, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind
me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog,
and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably
shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it
was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load
your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every
time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was
going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone
in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if
I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her
no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us
both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!
Thanks Gene
Firearms refresher course
Gun control is a controversial subject….but these are pretty compelling thoughts.
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution
(c)1791. All Rights Reserved.
11. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the
others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
15. Know guns, know peace, know safety.
No guns, no peace, no safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the gun control laws we already have; don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
'Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.'
~ Thomas Jefferson
Thanks Gene
Air Force test
If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes.
Give it a try but be careful...it is addictive!!
What you have to do is click on to the red square in the centre and move it out of the way of the moving black squares and rectangles without touching the side walls. Like evading attacking aircraft.
I lasted a little over 4 seconds in about 6 tries.
Thanks Gene
Still working on the FTP upload problem
I’m pretty sure the problem is with the host site. I’ve contacted them and they say they’ll respond within 11 hours. (Why 11?)
Ain't it the truth?
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE.! France !! ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in . AMERICA ....
Thanks Joe P
The priest and the hair dryer....
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
Thanks Joe P
The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Thanks Joe P
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Chess enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts, when checking into a hotel, stand in the lobby loudly discussing recent victories.
After a few minutes the manager bursts out of his office and starts shouting at the group, telling them to get lost.
"Why are you being so unpleasant?" asks one.
"Because," says the manager, "I just can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Where to Live After Retirement
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where .....
> 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
> 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
> 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
> 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
> 5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
> 6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
You can Live in California where...
> 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
> 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
> 3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
> 4 You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
> 5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
> 6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought .
You can Live in New York City where ...
> 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
> 2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
> 3. You think Central Park is "nature,"
> 4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
> 5. You've worn out a car horn.
> 6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You can Live in Maine where ...
> 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
> 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
> 3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
> 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
> 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
You can Live in the Deep South where ..
> 1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
> 2. "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
> 3 "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
> 4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, MARY BETH, etc.
You can live in Colorado where ...
> 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
> 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
> 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
> 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
You can live in the Midwest where ...
> 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
> 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor or an Amish buggy.
> 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
> 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
> 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
AND You can live in Florida where..
> 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
> 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
> 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
> 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
> 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
Thanks Donnie Mac
You might be a Taliban if....
- ..You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
- ...You own a $300 assault rifle and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
- ...You have more wives than teeth.
- ...You think vests only come in two styles: Bullet-Proof and Suicide.
- ...You've used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush, Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush, Jr.
- ...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
- ...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry live ammunition in your robe.
- ...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
- ...You believe the Quran is the divine word of Allah, worth dying for, but yet you don't know how to read.
- ...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
- ...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
- ...You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon to be "unclean."
- ...You've ever said, "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" and you don't even smoke.
Thanks Donnie Mac
Driving through Wisconsin...
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching the town of Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee,
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... Very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr,gerrrrrr, Kiiiiing."
Thanks Gene
How well do you know Christmas?
My results from this quiz:
Total score: 207 points. I answered 70% of the questions correctly.
How well do you know Christmas?
Thanks Gene
Here’s another quiz about Christmas Carols.
Farmer Clyde...
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.
In court, the trucking company's fancy, hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. 'Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?' asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the...'
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question, please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'
Clyde said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road....'
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie'.
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now tell me, what the hell would you say?'
Thanks Gene
Blonde cowboy
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots; so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you
dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says: "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants .. so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy... ?And here I am."
Thanks Sandra R
Off to Florida - Again...
I’m heading to Florida for a quick two day trip. We ended up with about 5–6 inches of snow this morning. As of now my flight out this afternoon is on schedule.
I should have some time while I’m down there to see if I can get this photo posting problem solved.
Y’all be careful out there.
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