Saturday, December 22, 2007

Really used car

Sold As Is


Used car cheap


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Deer hunter

That should be Deer = hunter  A deer gets revenge on a hunter.


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Breast implants for your tattoo

Boob-tat04


More pics here

How many 5 year-olds could you take on in a fight?

My results:
19

I could take on a slew of them.  


How many can you take on?


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Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher's Christmas card video

Spoofing the writer’s strike and more…..



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You decide

Rabbits


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Christmas 2.0

Subverting the holidays with re-dubbing


Christmas Specials  Definitely NSFW


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Perverted Xmas Tail

On Prancer
On prancer
A couple of my inebriated friends created this Perverted Xmas Tail at a recent Christmas party.

Just in case you couldn't remember....

How long until Christmas?


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Jumping egg trick

I just tried it but couldn’t get it to work for me.  Anybody else care to try?


 
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Turn your old stolen shopping cart into a nice colorful chair

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Old shopping carts often meet their demise when they are given the boot due to unaligned wheels or exposed wire. Happily, Reestore Managing Director Max McMurdo is able to ‘reestore’ life into even the most battered old trolleys, transforming them into a beautiful yet functional collection of chairs.


Buy one here


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Piece of tail

Piece of tail


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Fireman

I hate when this happens.


Fireman


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Fishing for melons

Melon fishing


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Today is Global Orgasm Day

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Give ‘till it hurts!


More info.


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OH NOOoooo!

Santa’s sleigh might have a new crew this year.


Reindeerpatemv6


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Exercising sucks

Pullups


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Air Jordan Junior

Air jordan jr


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Two different stories - Same newspaper

Suspect


The December 14th issue of the Lewiston Tribune, page 1A ran two substantial photos: In one, a husky man in a black-and-blue checkered coat is seen hanging Christmas decorations in a shop window. In the other, a surveillance camera shows a convenience-store customer’s unattended wallet being swiped by . . . a husky man in a black-and-blue checkered coat. Local police noticed the similarities, and quickly arrested the hapless criminal mastermind for felony second-degree theft.


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12 Days of Christmas cutbacks

12 days cutbacks


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Friday, December 21, 2007

Thank you God

Thank you god


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Why Nintendo can't ship enough Wii's

Wii


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Be safe not sorry

Be safe


Think about it… you’ll get it.


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Extreme sleeping

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Extreme sleeping2


More extreme sleepers


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Paper cups for me from now on....

For anyone who’s ever stayed in a hotel….



Thanks Gene

Something you don't want to see when you look into the mirror....

Eyes throat


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Oh boy, the weekend is here....

Happy Friday


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Goin' deep

Goin deep


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Abracadabra

Watch me make this bird disappear….


Bird disappear


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Rube Goldberg alarm clock

Rube Goldberg alarm clock  Just WOW!


More about Rube Goldberg in Wikipedia


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Cooties

A public service announcement



Thanks Karyn J

Weeweechu

Thanks Gary J


WeeweechuIt's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, Corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....


"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."


Thanks Gary J

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Mmmmmmmm, good!

Mmmmm good

I love the lolipop stuck to the back of his shirt.


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Unnecessary censorship

One Year of Jimmy Kimmel’s Unnecessary Censorship. It’s amazing how one little beep changes the whole message.



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Married life - Going to the bar

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.


So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.


“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face. I’m going to have a beer.” The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.


The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, “Yes, Lollipop…but at the bar…you know…they have frozen glasses… ”


He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.


The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious…I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?”



“You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie h?” She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.


“But my sweet honey…at the bar….you know there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…”


“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?…”LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN’ HORS D’OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN’T GOING TO A F*CKIN’ BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER… GOT IT, AS*HOLE?”


…and they lived happily ever after.


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Gas saver...

…saving even more gas.


Gas saver


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Help!

Help


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A slight problem...

Slight problem


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Down under

Australia


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Spilled paint

Paint spill


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A pot full....

… of snake.
Pot full of snake


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Love 2008

Very cool sand painting by Ilana Yahav.



Thanks Gene


 

Straight No Chaser - 12 Days


A different look at the 12 Days of Christmas


Thanks ktjaekel

Chicken Run

Colonel Sanders is hot on your trail….


Chicken run


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Frosty

Frosty


Thanks Mickie

A little cash stash under the mattress

… looks kind of lumpy to me…


Cash


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Microsoft watch

Microsoft watch


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Ding dong

Ring my bell


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Smackdown in an elevator

This guy picked the wrong purse to steal


Smackdown


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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Relaxing squirrel

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Great "A" Ducks on sale

Greataduck


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Guess your number

Just follow the instructions.  The computer will guess what number you picked.   Pretty cool…but not too hard to figure out how it’s done.


Guess your number


Thanks Joe P

Does this goal count?

Warning:  Might not be suitable for young eyes.



Thanks Donny Mac

Tuesday, December 18, 2007