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I can't believe I ate the whole thing

Looks more like a bear than a dog.

Momma needs a new pair of shoes....

A color test

It’s a lot harder than it looks.  You select the color of the word, not the word itself.  A left brain / right brain struggle for sure.   Color Test.

Thought for the day

 Life is not a journey to the grave with the intent of arriving safely in a well preserved body, rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totaly worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Holy shit! What A Ride!"

For Sale..cheap - Psycho ex-girlfriend

 Here is what you get:
-annoying phone calls (sometimes in the middle of the night)
-someone who will follow you around everywhere
-your friends and family will get im's and texts from her
-you will get collection calls at your house because she uses your address and phone number as her own
-also Dr's offices will call you to confirm appointments with this girl
-she will call you things like "stupid pollack", "brick", "looser"
-i have been told that i have a "small penis"

Here’s the ebay ad.

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Office pranks

A few good pranks, most of which took a lot of time and planning.



Click here for  more.

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Reinventing the wheel... No more flat tires

Michelin Tire Company engineers have invented the airless tire.  The rim and “tire” are bonded together and come as a single unit.  The Tweel as it’s called has plenty of shock-absorbing capability for most needs.  More details here and here and here.

Secret TiVo Tips and Tweaks

 If you own a TiVo digital video recorder, you know that this magic appliance can change the way you watch TV.  But, with a little work from you, your TiVo is capable of much more. With several innocent gimmicks, you can make using TiVo even slicker.  

Click here for details.

Perks of being over 40

 1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3) No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4) People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6) There's nothing left to learn 'the hard way'.
7) Things you buy now probably won't wear out.
8) You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
9) You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11) You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
12) You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15) You sing along with the elevator music.
16) Your eyes won't get much worse.
17) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
19) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Baseball-size hail

All about hail storms.

How to care for a hippo

So, you got a hipopotamus for Fahter’s Day or your birthday… now how do you care for it?  What does it eat?  Where will it sleep and where will it poop?  Answers to these questions and more can be found here.

The Aerocar 600

A 1959 BMW 600 turned airplane.  Aerocar 600.

Somehow I don’t think it’ll get off the ground.  You go first!

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Need a better butt?

Get one at BetterButtocks.com
The only website dedicated to Surgical Improvement of the Buttocks.

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Does your dog have gas?

Then you need the Dogone – Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad.

It’s  a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design. This will eliminate pet odors and dog odors from flatus or flatulence.   More info here.

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Turn your T-shirt into underwear

all you need is an old tee a little bit of elastic, some thread and you’re set.  Complete details here.

Make your own air conditioner

 A University of Waterloo engineering student hacked together a primitive air conditioner from a large fan, garbage can, some copper and vinyl tubing, and a few zipties and hose clamps. Details here.

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Bet Dad doesn't have one of these?

How about a nice squirrel decanter to hold Dad’s liquor. It’s only $325.  Order yours here.

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Lightning from my deck

Taken June 13, 2005

Tornado and rainbow...pretty cool huh?

Taken in Kansas….where else?    Astronomy pictuure of the day.

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Google cheat sheet

Want to know the secrets for being an advanced Google user?

For instance, did you know:
Google is a calculator –   5+2*2  or   half a cup in teaspoons
A dictionary – define:blog  or  define:glutton 
Local food search – pizza in florissant  or  italian in festus mo
 salsa –dance   – find the word salsa but NOT the word dance 
link:www.googleguide.com –  Find linked pages, i.e., show pages that point to the URL. 
safesearch: sex education – Search for sex education material without returning adult sites.
phonebook: Disney CA – Search for Disney's phone numbers.
movie: The Wizard of Oz –   Find reviews and showtimes.
weather 63107  –   Given a location (zip code or city), show the weather

 …and lots, lots more can be found on the Google Guide.