Leave the frying to us

A series of pictures of a bus on fire.  Leave the driving to us.

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One rare scare

A girl dangling her legs off a dock in Florida caught some pretty amazing pictures.

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Virgin or not virgin?

You be the judge.  I got 80% right!  17 out of 21 – Yipee!  Better than 98% of the people who took the quiz.  You can take the test here.

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32 ways to open a beer bottle

Count ‘em.  Click here.

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Shady sand illusion

Ever wonder when Wile E. Coyote's birthday was?

Neither did I… neverthless, it was September 17, 1949.

Here’s a list of other characters birthdays.

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Karaoke anyone?

Practice your karaoke skills here.  It works pretty well.

Cardiologist funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.  
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.

World's largest catfish

Weighing in at 646 pounds, this catfish was caught in a remote part of Thailand.  Complete story here.

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Fruit and vegetable art

Can you do this?   There’s plenty more to see here.

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Hat wearing instructions

Just in case you need a little help.

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How not to sell a mini-skirt on ebay

Yikes!

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Trade secrets told here

Tricks of the trade.

Lots of guys think they're James Bond.....

These guys aren’t.

A really cool video

Click here.  I saw this a while back.  It’s been updated and worth the load time.

Peeping Tom Pulled From Women's Outhouse Toilet

 A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste. Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.
Read all about it here.

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Just another pretty face

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Falling down on your balls

Really weird… but really neat.  Click here.

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Things that make you say "Damn!"

Thanks Danny Mac

No posts for a few days

I'll be visiting the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock Arkansas, so I won’t be able to post until I get back.  Expected return is Wednesday evening.

In the mean time.. here are a few Steven Wright one-liners:

 Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? 
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. 
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer. It was made of grass. 
Smoking cures weight problems... Eventually... 
Dyselxics Have More Nuf.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. 
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing. 
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. 
My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York. 
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. 
Is it weird in here, or is it just me? 
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. 
I invented the cordless extension cord. 
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

Lots more here.

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