A series of pictures of a bus on fire. Leave the driving to us.
via look at this
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.
Posted 10:18 AM
A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste. Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.
Read all about it here.
Posted 6:23 PM
I'll be visiting the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock Arkansas, so I won’t be able to post until I get back. Expected return is Wednesday evening.
In the mean time.. here are a few Steven Wright one-liners:
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer. It was made of grass.
Smoking cures weight problems... Eventually...
Dyselxics Have More Nuf.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing.
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York.
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
Lots more here.
Posted 4:19 PM