Disposable video camera - $29.95

Now you can get a one-time-use video camera from CVS drugstores.  Shoot your footage, then take it in and have a DVD made of your event.  Complete details.

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Ooops

Disaster photos – mostly aviation types but some others can be found here.   Very entertaining.

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Can you hear me now?

You can get a banana cover for your cell phone…so they will know you’re crazy.
Get yours here.

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Soccer is a dirty sport

More crazy photos here.

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Kinky shopper KO'd by vibrating Passion Pants

 The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

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14 foot - 1,600 pound grizzly bear

The pictures are of a man who works for the US Forest Service in Alaska and his trophy bear. He was out deer hunting last week when a large grizzly bear charged him from about 50 yards away. The guy emptied his 7 mm Magnum semi-automatic rifle into the bear and it dropped a few feet from him. The big bear was still alive so he reloaded and shot it several times in the head.

The bear was just over one thousand six hundred pounds It stood 12' 6" high at the shoulder, 14' to the top of his head while standing on all 4 legs. It's the largest grizzly bear ever recorded in the world.

Of course, the Alaska Fish and Wildlife Commission did not let him keep it as a trophy, but the bear will be stuffed and mounted, and placed on display at the Anchorage airport to remind tourists of the risks involved when in the wild. Based on the contents of the bears stomach, the Fish and Wildlife Commission established the bear had killed at least two humans in the past 72 hours including a missing hiker.

The US Forest Service, backtracking from where the bear had originated, found the hiker's 38-caliber pistol emptied. Not far from the pistol was the remains of the hiker. The other body has not been found.

Although the hiker fired six shots and managed to hit the grizzly with four shots (the Service ultimately found four 38 caliber slugs along with twelve 7 mm slugs inside the bear's dead body), it only wounded the bear and probably angered it immensely.

The bear killed the hiker an estimated two days prior to the bear's own death by the gun of the Forest Service worker.

Think about this: If you are an average size man; You would be level with the bear's navel when he stood upright. The bear would look you in the eye when it walked on all fours! To give additional perspective, consider that this particular bear, standing on its hind legs, could walk up to an average single story house and look over the roof, or walk up to a two story house and look in the bedroom windows.

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Just another idiot

This woman is quoted in the article worrying about the effect on her unborn child from the sound of jackhammers.  Crazy bitch is smoking a cigarette. 

10 Reasons why you should never accept a diamond ring from anyone, under any circumstances, even if they really want to give you one

1. You've Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond 
2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value 
3. Diamonds Have No Resale or Investment Value 
4. Diamond Miners are Disproportionately Exposed to HIV/AIDS 
5. Open-Pit Diamond Mines Pose Environmental Threats 
6. Diamond Mine-Owners Violate Indigenous People's Rights 
7. Slave Laborers Cut and Polish Diamonds 
8. Conflict Diamonds Fund Civil Wars in Africa 
9. Diamond Wars are Fought Using Child Warriors 
10. Small Arms Trade is Intimately Related to Diamond Smuggling

For the complete story on these itmes click here.

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Rocky VI

A very funny movie.  See it here.

Fun with the photocopier....until

…the glass breaks.  Perhaps staged, but still funny.  see it here.

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Women's ass size study results

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! 

I thought the results were interesting:

 

      85% of women think their ass is too fat...
      10% of women think their ass is too skinny...
      The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and  they would have married him anyway.

Something fishy here

 Woman caught trying to smuggle fish into Australia under her skirt

Read story here.

You  can’t make up stuff this good.

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Hey y'all, git yerself a guitarlet seat

It’s music to your rear.  Git it at JaminJohns. 

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That's what you call a flat top

Ooops!

Two legged dog

Ever need to send a really big file to someone?

  With YouSendIt you can upload up to 1 gigabyte files and someone you specify can pick up the file.  It’s free secure and fast (so they say.)

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Some cool optical illusions

All the red lines are completely straight.  To see proof and more great illusions click here.

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