Friday, June 17, 2005

For Sale..cheap - Psycho ex-girlfriend

 EBayLogoTMHere is what you get:
-annoying phone calls (sometimes in the middle of the night)
-someone who will follow you around everywhere
-your friends and family will get im's and texts from her
-you will get collection calls at your house because she uses your address and phone number as her own
-also Dr's offices will call you to confirm appointments with this girl
-she will call you things like "stupid pollack", "brick", "looser"
-i have been told that i have a "small penis"

Here’s the ebay ad.

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