Sunday, December 16, 2007

You might be a Taliban if....

  • ..You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.

  •  ...You own a $300 assault rifle and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

  •  ...You have more wives than teeth.

  •  ...You think vests only come in two styles: Bullet-Proof and Suicide. 

  •  ...You've used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush, Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush, Jr.

  •  ...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

  •  ...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry live ammunition in your robe.

  •  ...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

  •  ...You believe the Quran is the divine word of Allah, worth dying for, but yet you don't know how to read.

  •  ...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

  •  ...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

  •  ...You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon to be "unclean."

  •  ...You've ever said, "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" and you don't even smoke.

Thanks Donnie Mac

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