Bits & Pieces

I used to believe....
.... if I sat on the toilet for too long a hairy hand would come out from the hole at the bottom and pull me under.
..... that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person.
.... that somthing took the bread from the toaster and replaced it with toast.
..... that if I played with my belly button too much, it'd come untied and all my skin would fall off.
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